Friday, February 26, 2010

Choker #1

Very glad I picked this one up, last minute grab before I checked out. I was initially attracted by Ben Templesmith's name. I like his sketchy, jilted pencils and murky, dark, moody finishes. He doesn't disappoint here. Nice touch with the "How It's Done" art tour at the end.

But the real surprise is McCool's writing. You know, the fact that it's good. I don't mean that to sound uppity - I love comics, superhero & otherwise, but even some of my favorite writers tend to have a tin ear. McCool has a natural rhythmic and alliterative flow that makes for immersive reading & perfectly complements Templesmith's art (compare the writing here with this month's Blackest Night #7 - I spend so much time trying to make the stilted dialogue sound right in my head, I'm totally taken out of the book).

The story itself is familiar. Johnny Jackson seems like your typical (former) bull cop, now scraping by as a sleazy PI in a shitbox city. But he's just so fucking charming: "No, thank you, Ms. Gaynor. I'd rather fuck a faulty toaster." Righteous. McCool adds a nice twist to the premise, what with all the mutant citizens and genetically enhanced "Man Plus" monster cops. And the vampires. Weee! I'm totally along for the ride. Shotgun!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Joe the Barbarian #2

Joe the Barbarian does not read well as individual issues. The same could be said for a lot of what Grant Morrison writes. I don't know if that's a criticism or not. Every time I want to be snarky about Morrison, I remember how fucking awesome he can be. Everyone's got their favorites of his; I like Seaguy, Doom Patrol, and We3. Two issues in, I don't like Joe the Barbarian. After eight, chances are I will.

Sean Murphy continues to draw his balls off. Some of his panels are honestly kind of muddled and confusing, but that totally suits the writing, intentional or not. Overall, though, the art is the book's strongest point so far.

As for plot, more of the same. There's nothing terribly interesting or original yet to dissect. We can assume that Joe is suffering through fantastical hypoglycemic hallucinations & his rodent pal Jack here serves as quasi-guide through the abyss. Lots of straws to grasp at, nothing satisfying yet.

I don't like this kind of book. If I'm going to like Joe the Barbarian at all, it probably won't happen until the entire series is done and I can read it through as one story. In the mean time, it's a book that I'll probably drop money on every month & kind of regret it. I should wait for the trade! But I won't!

Supergirl #50

I like this issue. Not because it's any good because, by god, it's not. I like it because it lets me know it's okay. It's okay not to buy every comic that has a number in a red shield on the cover. I probably won't miss too much. It's okay to not buy every comic with "Super" in the title. They're probably not all necessary anyway. It's okay to not buy Supergirl because she is, after all, just a girl. Okay so that's not right.

I actually do like Supergirl, and I've liked the last several issues of the title. Just not this one. Cliff Chiang draws awesome, though, and I'd love to see him on regular cover/interior art duties. Everything else here feels a little disjointed and uneventful. Which is weird, because flipping through again, I see lots of explosive & gory events. Oh well, flat to me. The Superfamily space saga has been going on so long now, individual issues don't really stand out to me. This one doesn't. But it's okay!

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #14

Wow, this is a surprisingly dark issue for a Johnny DC all-ages book. Still righteous, but dark nonetheless. It's Valentine's Day and Batman & Huntress are tailing a maniacal Mr. Camera, who is actually pretty creepy in a demented paparazzo stalker kind of way. Huntress is distracted, and we follow Bats in assuming it's due to her unrequited V-Day love ("Gotham City is my mistress. Fighting crime is my romance." So perfect).

Really, it's her birthday. And he forgot. He's not a very good friend. And he fucked up the case - Mr. Camera isn't after the Gotham Film Preservation Institute after all! He's after the poony lovin'! Huntress' poony lovin'! Batman, you fool!

So it's an action-packed issue, wonderfully written by Walker & delightfully drawn by Jones (great colors by Heroic Age). And it's creepy. Just like Valentine's Day! So perfect.

Tiny Titans #25

Noooo! Stay away, Geoff Johns! Don't do it! Oh, fuck my cock. He did it.

Blackest Night touches the Tiny Titans this month. Boo. I mean, Art Baltazar and Franco remain the driving force behind the issue, so it's still Aw Yeah awesome, but it's not the same. It's...less than.

I guess the setup is cute and all - the Titans get their hands on some technicolor lantern rings from "Mr. Johns's Sidekick City Pawn Shop and Bubblegum Emporium," try them on & float around. Then the Guardians & Green Lantern show up & take'em back. Hrmpff. Much like an actual Blackest Night tie-in, where goodies and baddies get their hands on technicolor rings, try them on & float around (killing each other) to similar non-effect.

Stay away! Not from this issue, which you still must read because it is, after all, still Tiny Titans. I mean Geoff Johns. Stay away!

Beasts of Burden

Evan Dorkin writes animals better than most writers write people. I mean that two ways. The animals of Burden Hill have such clearly recognizable voices and personalities & Dorkin accomplishes a lot of their characterization in a very few pages, making his furry sleuths as immediately sympathetic and endearing as the animals I remember from Homeward Bound. But even if you ignore the fact of their four legs & look at them each on a basic character level, they're still more completely developed on an individual basis than many human characters on the comic stands today. I get more out of two panels of Beasts of Burden than I do out of two full issues of Joe the Barbarian, and that's resident deity Grant Morrison. So Dorkin is impressive.

And Jill Thompson is phenomenal. She has this classic-looking watercolor painted style - I don't know enough about art to say exactly what she uses, maybe it'd be obvious to someone with art smarts, but whatever she does, it looks delightful. The art almost has a kind of 40's Disney feel - it's cute and cartoony, but it's also amazingly detailed and expressive. So everyone looks totally cuddly and adorable, instant love.

And then something comes along, say, a giant frog, and devours some hapless pup and then the giant frog regurgitates its own insides and then the giant frog explodes into tiny regular frogs after the Burden Hill gang tears out its tongue, severing its spiritual anchor. You know, 'cause it was an aggregate demon. The giant flesh-eating frog. Aggregate. Demon.

Oooh riiight, Beasts of Burden is really about a crazy fucking crew of paranormal animal detectives investigating X-Files-level insanity in the picturesque & sinister town of Burden Hill. Fucking awesome. Four issues out so far, and a couple stories printed back in those hardcover Dark Horse Book of the Dead anthologies. Aggregate demon frog!

Friday, February 12, 2010

Red Robin #9

Weee! I love this book. Except for the Red Robin title and costume. I mean I get why Tim is rocking the moniker, but I can't wait until he gets his own identity. How fucking cool was Nightwing? Tim needs that.

Chris Yost does a really nice job with Tim's voice - he's sensitive without being a giant vagina & he's flippant and witty without being a Peter Parker knock-off. I also appreciate how Yost is handling Tim's relationships. He's really just a kid, so his friendships past and present kind of define his entire character. I guess you could say the same for anyone, but Tim has grown up, and is growing up, entirely around superheroes. He's a great counterpoint to Damian.

I dunno who actually handles the pencils - cover says Bachs, interior says To - but I like'em. McCarthy inks & Major colors. They three make cute Kryptonian puppies and pretty boy hair. Make a pretty new costume for Tim! And aawww, Tim and Conner hug! Wow. I am a giant vagina. But aawww!

Daredevil #504

Diggle & De La Torre's takeover of DD has been pretty seamless so far - if you weren't paying attention to the credits, you might just see #504 as more of the same gloriously gritty underworld machinations. Diggle's writing is just as taught & compelling as Brubaker's, and it looks like his plans for the title are even more epic. I love the idea of Matt using the Hand to police the police & Kingpin's plot to play his enemies against each other - I mean I guess that doesn't sound shockingly original, but the execution has been delightful.

De La Torre and Hollingsworth create some really striking images here. Daredevil sitting atop his underworld throne, ensconced in candlight, smoke, and shadows is perfectly diabolic. Diggle's battlefield speeches may be a little over the top, but I like seeing Matt lead his soldiers into a hail of moonlit gunfire. Also there's the whole Shadowland thing. You know, Matt's indy prison in the sewers. The new shithole where he'll lock up Osborn's dirty cops? Shadowland. Wait, wha...? Awesome.